dawnslaught

noun - referring to the single shaft of sunlight that penetrates your blinds, curtains, and shades to aim directly at your eyes while sleeping late

"I was trying to sleep in, but the dawnslaught woke me right up!"

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Wikifascist

(n) - a trolling wikipedia editor who deletes an entry because a 30 second Google search confirmed their sneaking suspicion that such an entry simply Must be fraudulent.

"I posted the newly-discovered Theory of General Relativity on Wikipedia, and some Wikifascist erased it claiming vandalism!"

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maybably

On the scale from never to definitely, maybably is between probably and maybe.

Hey Derek, do you want to watch a movie?
Maybably.

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iDiot

An iDiot is a person who slavishly devotes their life to Apple and associated products. They are generally trendy, snobbishly so, and disdain anything that isn't "cool" enough.

A: "I remember this guy ranting about how more than two was too many mouse buttons, because people don't know what they do."
B: "Sounds like an iDiot."

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