Tomdemort

A term used to casually describe fanfiction about Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter books as a teenager/Hogwarts graduate. It is a portmanteaux of his real name 'Tom' and crafted name 'Voldemort'.

"Omg, I love Tomdemort. He is so evil and sexy in this fanfic I am reading."

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Lumione

Lumione is a non-canon ship in the Harry Potter fandom. It is a portmanteaux of Lucius/Hermione, pairing Lucius Malfoy with Hermione Granger. The fanfiction is often smutty and excellent.

"I read this Lumione fic where Narcissa died from a bad case of Dragon Pox."

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Mouse

An uncommon synonym for husband used by silly women (or a REALLY gay, gay man). It is a portmanteaux derived from "male" and "spouse". Sometimes it can be cute. But usually only cute when used by children under the age of nine, playing 'House'.
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Equation of the word:
Husband = Male + Spouse
Male + Spouse = Mouse
∴ Husband = Mouse

Silly Bitch A: My mouse bought me this GORGEOUS sapphire and diamond ring for our three-year anniversary!
Silly Bitch B: WOW! I hope when I get married my mouse buys me nice things like that.
Gay Bitch (or Silly Bitch C): I bet you'll never even get a mouse, you hideous hag.
Silly Bitch A: *shock/horror*
Silly Bitch B: *deeply offended*
Silly Bitch C: *smug & queer*

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F'er

An abbreviation of follower. Plural = f'ers. Looks funny because people tend to read it as 'fucker'. Used a fair bit on Tumblr.

brinheartsharry reblogged hogwartsneverwrote:

REBLOG THIS IF YOU LOVE EVERY F'ER YOU HAVE!

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Okeky-dokeky

A twist on the good ol' "okey-dokey". Has the same jovial tone as okey-doke and okey-dokey but can also be used in a resigned or exasperated tone. Whatever the tone of voice (or text) the meaning is the same - it means OK.

May also be spelt: okecky-dokecky.

Mel: So I was thinking that instead of blue paint for the window trim we use yellow...
Kel: No, no - it has be blue. The clients specified blue!
Mel: Well maybe we should ask the -
Kel: NO. They've already said their decision is final.
Mel: (does a half-shrug) Okeky-dokeky.

Books

Portable sanctuaries.

Books can provide such wonderful escapes. They are like your own little sanctuary and you have a wide choice to lose yourself in. :)

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Potato Gems

The Australian name for the famous American Tater Tots. They are also known as Potato Royals.

Kristie: You don't have Tater Tots in Australia? Seriously? I couldn't live without them.
Stacey: We do have Tater Tots in Australia but we call them Potato Gems.