palm prom

a slang term for male masturbation

"Babe you've been a beast in bed lately, are you seeing someone else?" ... " what? no! I have just been taking myself to palm prom, twice a day."

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retro dicked

Sometimes one of the worst decisions you can make.. Also known as hooking up with an ex

Girl I got me retro dicked last night.