Pib

Originally derived from tourists of Ohio’s Erie Islands (Put-in-Bay), it refers to any assemblage of over-thirty, predominantly white drunkards pathetically attempting to reclaim their lost youth while simultaneously looking like they just stumbled from a sale at Kohl’s.

Oh shit here come some pibs, looks like there’s about to be a run on reisling and souvenir car decals...What?...Play Mr. Jones?...No, no we don’t...I don’t even know what Zima is...