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A term to describe a man being exposed to a continuous stream of intense queefing (from a man or woman) for a long period of time, resulting in extreme hemorrhages and death by asphyxiation and carbon emission poisoning.
Jake got queefed to death via queefyxiation
When two family members (preferable male) uses a leaf blower on their penis while the other one turns it on, and when the male ejaculates, it sucks up all the semen and then said male holding the leaf blower hands it to the other male, and then sees how much semen the other male can collect in his mouth after blowing all the semen out of the leaf blower.
Me and my friend Jake did the Texas Leaf Blower last night, it was awesome!
A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.
I just learned that JAMIE WAS THE MAN THAT DID Edmonton Garden Hose!!!!!!!
When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.
Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot
When a man seduces a horse to have anal sex with him, finishes inside the man essentially hosing all his insides with horse cum, killing the man. After the man is dead, the horse shits and pisses on dead body to cover up what the horse just did. eventually turning out to be fatal.
Jake went out in a Utah Horseback way, he will be missed
When a vagina tightly wraps around, covers and squeezes a penis firmly, as the penis cums
Oh my god, my girl gave me a Firm Squirter yesterday, it was amazing
A term to describe a medical process where a doctor has surgical access to a patient's brain via tube or through the skull, and unloads his semen into the brain cavity, effectively "washing" the patient's brain with sperm.
I did a Brain Wash to JAMIE!!!!! She fucking DIED!!!!!! GIGGITY GIGGITY