Petri-Dish

When a woman's been with so many partners you dont know what she's got.

No one wants your woman- she's a Petri-Dish!!

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popee surprise

When you sit on the toilet and think you need to just pee, so you relax to let it happen when BAM you poop a little.

"I got the the bathroom! You'll never guess what happened! I Popee d . No joke! I thought "Popee Surprise" was a myth!!