the abdi

A beauty of a man. Majestic, yet humble. Strong, yet silent. Loud, yet lovable. Here are some facts about Abdi:

FACTS:

If you have five dollars and Abdi has five dollars, Abdi has more money than you.


There is no 'ctrl' button on Abdi's computer. Abdi is always in control.


Apple pays Abdi 99 cents every time he listens to a song.


Abdi can sneeze with his eyes open.


Abdi can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Abdi is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.


Abdi destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.


Abdi can kill two stones with one bird.

Mark:"Who's that gorgeous, elegant, smart, beastly man over there"

...Mark dies for not recognizing rule number 1 of life. Know who the Abdi is.

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