Brandon

The most amazing man you'll ever meet. Gorgeous eyes, sexy, smart, strong, fucking fantastic in bed. Muscles galore and knows how to smile in ways that'll make you tingle inside and out. Brandon is the perfect father, lover and partner so make sure you're ready for kids because you don't wanna lose this opportunity ladies. Puts the D in DILF. Redefines the Dad Bod. Legend.

Woman 1: Did you see that Brandon over there?
Woman 2: OMG, is that why my ovaries were tingling?!
Woman 1: Probably, that man is such a DILF.

Man 1: Ugh, I'm trying my best to be more of a Brandon.
Man 2: I know mate, that guy really fucking sets the bar.
Man 1: What a legend.

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