orgasung fu

orgasung fu is an ancient malaysian fighting karmasutra.

the aim of the style is not to inflict damage but to inflict PLEASURE on your opponent with an array of devistating attacks made up of a combination of pelvic thrusts and stroking.
Orgasung fu fighting is split into four cattegorys or 'stances' these are:
-Oral
-Anal
-Vaginal
-Pelvic
the combatants will fight it out untill one can no longer stand the action, the victor at this point will perform a finishing move often combining all four 'stances' in one quick movement.

"we had a hot and heavy orgasung fu session last night. he/she finished me off with a doublestrokebi-folder"

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chickety china

Chickety china the chinese chicken. have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Phrase often used in desperate or dangerous situations to add humour or break the silence.

"hey look out for that truck!"
"CHICKETY CHINA!"

(awkward silence)
"...CHICKETY CHINA!!!!"

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