Shitting Time

A quantity of time in which one reads as he/she shits. It is a quantifier of how long a book is, and how long it takes to read. Most books take about 5 or 6 shits to read, based on an average shitting time of 35 minutes.

A Clockwork Orange is a good book, but it's really hard to read, it took me 8 sessions of pure shitting time to understand it.

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