Brandon Baker

When you are a faggot and report shit on social media because your dry mangina is clogged with sand.

I seen someone talking shit about some Milbrandt guy on a Facebook page. At that point my sand filled mangina started to get sore even though I have been taking it strickly in the ass for weeks, so I Brandon Baker'd who ever posted that funny shit and it soothed the pain in my mangina.

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Poor Man's Spliff

Lighting and smoking a cigarette with tobacco and one hitter with Cannabis simultaneously. It can also be used as an attempt to mask the weed smell if circumstances require.

I grabbed a Marlboro red and poked my one hitter into the last of my weed to smoke a poor man's spliff.

Runyoning

Cheating every other competitor out of hundreds of thousands of dollars by stuffing the same 4-6 lbs walleyes everyone else is catching with chunks of lead to have heavier bags of walleye.

We knew we didn't have big enough bag of walleye to win the tournament, so before weigh in we got the lead sinker box and began runyoning them down the fishes throats. I caught a couple small walleye too so I cut them up and shoved chunks of their fillets down the walleyes throats too.