White Christmas

Verb- to jerk off on the tits of a female on either 24th or 25th of December

Bambi and I enjoyed a nice glass of wine by the fire resulting in me giving her a White Christmas.

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Full Wally

When a man wears a woman’s thong backwards.

The wife is out of town on business...so this week I’m breaking out my stash and going Full Wally.