bonafied

like none other, not copied

50 cent - im a bonafied hustla

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JIMP

Jizz In My Pants....J.I.M.P

Dude Chantal and I totally went carpet boarding last night,it was so exhilarating it made me JIMP.

also used as Jimpy, jimped, jimptascular.

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nooby

nipples. particularly fat nipples

the noobies on bob are the size of half dollars

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slump dick

Someone who has a saggy small dick

You have a slump dick

alien emoji

The alien emoji means that the sender would like to be kidnapped

My girl just sent me the alien emoji text. She wants to spend some real time in the basement.

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Cummy Tears

v. When the male figure is in the position of recieving good dome from a bitch and he shoots a huge load in her mouth, and upon doing so, he makes her cry, producing a rather juicy, sticky form of the human tear.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....oh, and your mom died earlier today in a car accident"

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pokemon

An idea started by some guy from Japan no one remembers anymore which sparked one of the biggest fads in the United States. The card games were first - pokemon is Japanese for 'Pocket Monsters', kids had piles of them all neatly tucked into overpriced binders for cards. They had pokemon movies, a TV series, toys, and everything else you can think off. Then suddenly, the fad was over and everyone sold thier cards for far less than the bought them to wierd nerds that actually still love the card game. Now, it's nothing but a distant memory for moust of us yet the creator apparently doesn't know because they still make pokemon movies, new pokemon and the TV series is still on the air.

Games, Cards, Movies, TV series, ect..

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