Majestic dangle is the biggest your dick can look without being confused for being hard. Majestic dangle is what you want in the locker room Or doctors office.
Taking a whiz...
/looks down
âDamn my D looks juicy as fuckâ
/keeps whizzing
âYOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!â
//strut walks out of bathroom