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If you request for the 26 special, the first person you ask is automatically required to kiss you, lick your cheek, or give you a lap dance.
You: Ayee itâs February 26th you know what that means
Her/him: ok get over here and let me sit on your peen
Hanging off the side of a car while the car is in motion, similar to how people in the mafia used to do while holding Tommy guns
Thereâs a cool picture of a mafia member riding tommygun to the gang hideout
Hey bitch boy, you serven up some of fat Paula Deen macaroni niggaaaaaaaa
A number that is higher than the grains of sand in 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Sahara Deserts
Damn bro we have over a harambillion toenails on the floor.
The act of being completely naked while thrusting so hard that your balls sack starts smacking against your taint hard enough to make a clapping sound. It is quite and impressive party trick might I add.
Yesterday, my mom caught me doing the sack clack and she started to join in and she was really good at it!
An internet meme is a photo,video,or plain text that makes one person laugh which then he/she reposts the thing that was funny and then more people repost that and make it viral. Once it is viral, it is now a internet meme that people can copy, edit, and do whatever they want to it to make it even more funny.
SHUT UP MOM IM TRYING TO LOOK AT INTERNET MEMES YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND ME.
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1. The name of a shitty Indian bar
2. A product to scare away infidels which is conveniently priced at $5.99
3. Something a female friend can âplay withâ only while riding in a suburban and listening to Keith Urban
Yeah baby got your bitch in my suburban, she playin with my burpin turban. And we bumpin to Keith Urban