Rule Z

Marketing rule: If it can't be sold as is, someone will remove the name and put the word Zombie on it. It will then sell with great success.

We could not sell Dried Seaweed so we removed the label and put Dried Zombie Skin on it. It's never sold better thanks to Rule Z.

Guyversion

When someone uses their male friend to divert the attention of a girls boyfriend away from her, making it easier to move in and hit on her.

Opposite of Cock Block.

Joey, that girl is smoking hot, but she has a boyfriend. Go and ask him some question to create a guyversion for me. That way I can talk to her.

Also see Macguyversion

Thor's Hammer

When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.

She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.