poop hole patrol

The origins of this saying came from when Ben was a child and used to get raped by big burly men from Russia for sex tapes that were distrubited to retarded people so they knew how NOT to make love

It is shown in a certain Ben who's cock is brown from all the times he's given it. His back is bent because he likes to take it in the poop shoot at least 7 times a day

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seek and destroy

1. sumthing you want to do when your really pissed off at sumone
2. an awesome metallica song off their first album, kill 'em all

1. larry pissed me off, its time to seek and destroy.
2. listen to seek and destroy by metallica, great f**kin song

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ebay

A macedonian word meaning sex

eg. "ebay so schenska"
have sex with a women

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craptastic

A humourus way to bring the over-enthusiastic person back down to earth.

Rob: "This is going to be the best thing ever!"

Patty: "Craptastic!"

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Crow

Satan in disguise. Never trust these things. They will squack for backup or just plain caw at you until you go crazy. They can often be seen duking it out with bombers (seagulls).

I was walkin down the street and the crow was on a power line. I yelled "you'd better shut up!"

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type r

Should stand for Type Racing in the Japanese car market, but is comonly abused by idiots.

Most import Fanboys have a Type R sticker, it allows them to think they are fast. Some even think it adds horsepower to their low HP vehicles.

My Type R sticker gave me 30 horses!

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Kyfe

A theif.
One who borrows without permission, and has no intention on giving it back.
One who takes something valuable to get back at someone.

Also see asshole

Ben's a fucking kyfe.

"I'm pissed."
"Why?"
"Roger kyfed my sister's virginity before I could."

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