Kyfe

Shit; Horrible; not up to the "cool" standards
can be used in conjuction with fuck

your kyfe; your fucking kyfe; fuck your kyfe

Kyfe

A theif.
One who borrows without permission, and has no intention on giving it back.
One who takes something valuable to get back at someone.

Also see asshole

Ben's a fucking kyfe.

"I'm pissed."
"Why?"
"Roger kyfed my sister's virginity before I could."

kyfe

A bag of bad marijuana.

"That brother sells a lot of kyfe."

kyfe

A bad odour or taste of the female genetalia.

That girl's crotch smells like kyfe.

kyfe

a big town word gone small

In the words of a hick "Y'all are kyfe!"

Kyfe Jam

kyfe jam, 1. Traditionally, a phrase used to denote a bad party

2. Recently, acknowledgement of exceptionally bad news or a very poor turn of events

1. "This is a kyfe jam, let's bizounce."
2. "Did you hear that Chauff got deported from Korea?"
"Yeah dude, that's a kyfe jam."

Kyfe

To take.

Stan kyfed that magazine