shizz

A situation where you are in a public place and you see someone waving at or talking to what seems like you, but they actually wave at someone behind you. (This word is also a different spelling for a word that is a synonym for poop, but that isn't what I'm talking about.)

Person in front of you: "Hey! You ready to go?"
You: Well, I--
Person behind you: Well, it's about time! I've been waiting for you for at least 20 minutes!
You: ...definite shizz...

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