Porch monkey pie

A porch monkey was a racial slur for black slaves that were forced to sit on a porch all day. Black people love watermelons. Thus a porch monkey pie is nothing more than a watermelon pie.

Let me go to the fridge and grab the porch monkey pie.

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PMTC

Public Masturbator Trench Coat

Hey Jake, look how awkwardly close Charlie is standing to those little kids in his PMTC.

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