Gary

Bald headed fugitive who claims he’s a truck driver but can’t get a normal driver’s license for the next decade. He’s not as cool as he thinks he is.

Gary said he’d pick me up around 6, but showed up on a bicycle and made me ride the pegs. When we gained some speed, his wig piece fell off and the date was all downhill from there.

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Nick

Hides an extra can of beer in his triangle of love. The extra bulge it creates helps him lure the ladies from their wheelchairs and into his baby mama’s backseat.

Anyone want 12 inches of dirty dick Nick?

Cadence

Cadence is a four eyed hipster boy who rages with jealousy if he doesn’t get the lady. He’s a black belt and will karate chop your head right off your shoulders...but she still won’t date him.

Cadence won’t stop calling my girl but I’m scared if I confront him he’ll “Daniel son” tf outta me.

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