Leash boy

The ultimate bumlicker
Often acts differently to impress certain people
Will aggressively deny being a leashboy if called out on it

Oh Ryan is here, I wonder how long it will be until his leash boy Joe joins us

JAB

JAB
Ripper of bongs
Roller of joints
Will usually be found alongside Captain Kuvle

8 ounces of weed?! Since when did you become a JAB

Alpha Male

The apex predator

Has never lost an arm wrestle
Can grow a six pack on demand

Jack is such an alpha male. I’ve heard he has a bear mat in his living room, it’s not dead it’s just too scared too move

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