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Gabriela

Gabriela's can often be seen congregating in the smutty adult fiction area of any library fantasising about rich and dominant Western European men. She is also the sort of girl you wouldn't know was there, if it wasn't for their bratty and loud presence which makes you want to hit her with a car. Gabrielas are often into niche categories to try and make themselves seen less boring and annoying, such as: Formula 1 (but not motorsport, only F1), Horses, Frank Green water bottles and Stupid looking dogs (Dachshunds, Chihuahuas, Chow Chows ect).

Gabriela's are usually sexually confused and probably dated at least one girl who looks remarkably masculine in their teenage years.

Hey is that Gabriela?

Fuck I hope not, that girl is super weird and should be avoided at all costs.

by RobTheRacingDriver July 31, 2023