Rhulani

If your name is Rhulani, you have to be dark, and you have to say your name VERRRYYYY slowly

Rrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhuuuuulllllllaaaaaaannnnnniiiiiii

Rhulani is usually the tallest man in the village, has all the girls going crazy for him and his new leopard vest tee.

Girl “Am I dreaming or is that Rhulani”
Him “It’s me, Rhhhhuuulllaaannniii”