Chair tit

Some one who sits in their chair all day correcting peoples spelling on the internet and molests children, and are often fat. Hence the name, chair tit.

Dude don't invite Michael hes such a fucking chair tit

The Brown Bess

The act of forcing your own cum back down your Urethra with a toothpick.

"Dude I failed no nut November but I saved myself!"
"How'd you save yourself? That makes no sense?"
"It's easy! I just did The Brown Bess!"