mess

to engage in an act of self pleasure

'Look at that dirty man messing with himself.'

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Minky

A word used to describe a particularly sexy woman or women.

1. Check out that bit of minky over there...

OR

2. The boozer is full of minky on Saturdays!

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tragedy of the commons

The idea that since no one owns a common are (e.g., a public park) that no one takes care of it

The rundown condition of the park was another example of the tragedy of the commons

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Tallywhacker

part of the male genitalia, as used for whacking tallies

I'm just off to the little boys room to show my tallywhacker the toilet.

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Pork and Cheese

Cockney Rhyming Slang (UK) for "Portuguese". NOT a derogatory term unless used with another word(s). For example, "check out that fucking pork 'n' cheese wanker!"

There are a lot of Pork 'n' Cheese living over here these days.

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blobzilla

A woman who is on her period and in full nag mode making their man's life a complete misery.

Keep away from Blobzilla, she's got the painters in and in full misery spreading mode.

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fountain fucker

A girl during sexual activities releases excessive amounts of bodily liquids.

Rob: "Dude, you had a fountain fucker last night."