Kukri curse

An ancient curse which summons the wrath of a supernatural being known as Mr Gluckin. The curse is commonly inficted via chainmail or the occurrence of a dog act.

Example 1:
Ben: YOU NOW HAVE THE KUKRI CURSE. SEND THIS MESSAGE TO 5 FRIENDS OR YOU WILL BE VISITED BY MR GLUCKIN.
Tyler: Ayo Mr Gluckin... I don't feel so good...

Example 2:
Jacko: Oi cliff you coming out tonight?
Cliffy: Nah mate, with the missus.
Jacko: Thats it, you've got the kukri curse now.

How are we?

The phrase which is used to absolutely destroy a person’s self confidence when they are feeling low about themselves.

Billy: “Hey Joel I heard you got rejected last night.”
Nikhil: “Joel how are we?”

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Real quick

A phrase used at the end of any sentence to indirectly answer a question (while insinuating an unspoken answer).

Example 1:
Wilson: Hey man, I heard you went home with a girl last night, is that true?
Jack: Real quick.

Example 2:

Nick: Wowww who just knocked me in the game?
Ryan: Hehe real quick.

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Gunna fritz

Gunna fritz (noun) - The defacated remains of food, otherwise known as poo.
Originating from the legendary film star Gunnar Fritz Stansson.

Example 1:
Billy: Fortnite?
Ryan: Ye boi
Billy: Alright invite me to party
Ryan: Yeah 2 secs just doing a gunna fritz

Example 2:
Josh: You guys are sooo bad at this game.
Jared: Josh you are such a gunna fritz.

Kyeah

A word used sarcastically to show extreme disagreement with a statement, often including a strong emphasis on the K and/or with multiple H's.

Example 1:
Olivia: Hey, I know you wanted to get KFC, but I think we should get Maccas instead.
Ben: Kyeah.

Example 2:

Myles: Hey man, im only on 61% battery, can I use your charger?
Riley: Kyeahhhh.

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