Winsor

Winsors are powerful and highly-intelligent women who you can’t help falling in love with even though they’re much smarter than you and can crush you with their minds.

Winsors are usually well-travelled, enjoy exotic foods, hold high positions at large companies, and are extremely tuned in to what makes them happy. Winsors hate to have their time wasted and are very selective in whom they keep company with. If you’re ever in a position to talk to a Winsor, be warned, you’d have better got your shit together.

Guy 1: “Bruh, why you adding all this fake stuff to your LinkedIn? You never went to Brown…”

Guy 2: “I’m trying to look smart. I have a date with a Winsor I met on Hinge.”

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