Sock Rocket

A sock (usually tube) used for excessive masturbation to the point it will stand vertically if placed on its top.

Jeremy has a sock rocket hidden in his dresser

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FTW

Fuck The World. Organized crime of hundreds of kids in canada.

-Yo, you see dem ft-dubs(ftw) over there wit dems cars homie?
-Yea?
-Ye. you know they choppin dem off

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Juice Boot

A hefty kick, similar to a normal kick, but with some proper juice.

After the breakup tyler juice booted her baby through a window.

Anitadaeaphobia

The fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching

Person 1: I think that duck is looking at me...
Person 2: Man, you have anitadaeaphobia

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