Clammy

An orgy for elderly lesbians or sometimes gender curious old women. Usually held in a "dance hall" or at churches on Sunday evenings. It's like a huge social event in which old ladies hook up as well as gossip. It involves plenty of saggy breast grabbing, granola-coated spit swapping, and gray-haired-vagina rubbing. As well as bingo and embroidery.

Every year, there is the Annual Clamajama, an event much looked forward to by old ladies everywhere. It's sponsored by cat fancy magazine.

Gertrude: Rose! Come back over here and rub your pussy on my pussy while we discuss our grandchildren!
Rose: Ooh! This is the best clammy I've been to since I got that hip replacement!

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