Kaia Syndrome

The situation and condition in which where, when learning a foriegn language, you start to slowly get worse at your first language.

"so i has been learning german recently..."

"Uh, dude, don't you mean 'I *have* been?"

"Oh, oops, you're right. Sorry, I've been suffering from Kaia Syndrome"

Boomerjam

Based on the word bonerjams, this describes a song very popular with old people.

"Hey, have you ever heard Thunderstruck by ACDC?"

"Yeah Bro, my Dad plays it all the time. It's a total boomerjam."