Random Event Day

Random Event Day lasts from January 1st to December 31st each year, and during this period you are allowed to beat up anyone who thinks that random arbitrary event days listed on UrbanDictionary are legally binding, have mandatory participation, warrant any legitimacy at all, are funny, or otherwise recognise their existence beyond a level of thinking they're stupid.

Extra punishment is allowed if someone posts a screenshot of the definition of an "event day" onto Discord with some ominous or victorious music.

People who post about events such as Beat a Furry Day, Hug a Furry Day, Discord User Day, and all other similar event days are eligible for beating as per the specifications of Random Event Day.

event day

A day in which a certain event takes place each year. While this includes national holidays such as Christmas and Easter, it also includes those listed on UrbanDictionary, such as Beat a Furry Day, Hug a Furry Day, and Discord User Day.

"Hey, did you hear about Discord User Day? It's on December 11th."
"Isn't that one of those event days?"