Fappcation

Fappcation, N: To take an amount of time off of work or other social activities to stay in and masturbate for an extended period of time.

I have a three day weekend coming up and I have the house to myself. I think I'll just take a fappcation for the first day and then go out on the other two.

Blame-storm

When multiple people try and blame the same event on one another in a group argument

Six people in the elevator and someone slips out a silent bomb, the finger pointing started out small but turned into a full out blame-storm before the doors opened.