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Legal weed. You mad anti-drug fags?
Proposition 19 allows me to smoke whenever where I want. If you voted no to Proposition 19 you're a bitch ass nigga.
When ur watching avatar and you keep trying to check out the tits on the Na'vi blue creatures.
Damn Neytiri has got some nice avatits.
A word used to describe thin ugly chicks.
Grenades = bigger ugly chick; Landmines = thinner ugly chick
-Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino"
Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH
*10 mins later*
Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing
A cartoon show that Lebron James will use to boost his ego even further.
"Watch out cyber world - here come The LeBrons! LeBron James presents his all new animated series "The LeBrons," coming to a computer near you. Click the subscribe button and be the first to know about all the action..."
Me: Really Lebron? and you wonder why everyone hates you.
When your penis gets so hard that it doesn't move.
Before i fucked Jaine my dick pulled a Metapod.
aka the Vuvuzela. The annoying plastic trumpets that South African niggers blow for 90 minutes during soccer Matches. Sounds like an elephant dying, hopefully will be banned for the 2010 World Cup.
*Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Person 1: What is that annoying sound i keep hearing? I'm trying to watch this damn soccer game.
Person 2: Its just the nigger trumpets, try to ignore it.
30 mins later:
"burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Person 1: Fuck it i'm leaving.