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A Mormon or former Mormon with superior physical genetics who may or may not have some degree of mental abnormalities
Girl at party: âThat guy who lives here has a Book of Mormon and canât seem to keep his place cleanâ
Girl 2 at party: âtalk about true religion genesâ
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a hydrogen bomb made by mixing alumminum foil and tolet cleaner the works inside a container. if vaper is exposed to flame it will incinorate.
we put the works in a trash can and was put on a terroist watch list
When a dedicated biker ether rode or mountain is in the process of buying a new bike and they won't shut up about it. A bike boner will effect both male and female riders of all ages. the bike boner is a serious problem for those around it dew to the rider's in ability to shut up about his new bike he's going to get. most commonly effects People who work at Bike shops.
Kevin: man i cant diside wether i should get the XO cranks or the stock one's on my new treck remedy.
Jason: shut up Kevin!
Kevin: Yeah your right i should totally get the XO and a FOX fork.
Jason: shut up!
Chris: Jason its just his bike boner going off, just let it pass it's court.
Kevin: OHH no i'm totally going to get Rock shock Boxer and make it more a free ride bike. YES!
Chris: Kevin SHUT UP!
Kevin: Yeah your right then i can ride a little DH that way. fuck yeah!
a song commonly song by rugby players when they are intoxicated. at first every in the bar seems to think its cool that they all know it and sing it so well. then people start to get pissed off but don't say anything because they don't want to get there ass kicked by a bunch of heavily intoxicated rugby players. its vey easy to learn the group sings a part and then one person tells a story about a girl coming looking for a common sore item followed by a sexual reference
the song old Chicago goes
i used to work in Chicago at an old department story, i used to work in Chicago i don't work there any more! (group)
one day a woman came in looking for a cake! (one player)
a cake? from the store! (group)
a cake she wanted a cream pie she got! (same player)
I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago i don't work there any more!
one day a woman came in to the store looking for a ruler! (new player)
a ruler? form the store! (group)
a ruler she wanted my 12 inches she got! (same new player)
i used to work in Chicago at and old department store! i used to work in Chicago i don't work there any more!
ass hole in a bar: god these guys come in every saturday, get really fucked up, start singing and take home all of the girls!
rugger hugger: yeah but there so hot!
two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.
Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night
Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
A weight gainer that contains 5000 calories per serving, and has that deer antler shit in it that got Ray lewis in trouble.
Deer antler powder unlike HGH is banned in the NFL.
bill: yeah i started taking Russian Bear 5000 and got huge really helped me pack on the pounds now i don't look like such a bitch
joe: you shouldn't take that, it has that sketchy deer antler stuff thats got Ray lewis in trouble with the NFL.
bill: Its not illegal bitch!
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