flanker juice

cocain or adderal taken before a rugby match

he took flanker juice before the game against provo broke his cheek bone got back up and finnishes the game

true religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon with superior physical genetics who may or may not have some degree of mental abnormalities

Girl at party: “That guy who lives here has a Book of Mormon and can’t seem to keep his place clean”
Girl 2 at party: “talk about true religion genes”

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Old Chicago

a song commonly song by rugby players when they are intoxicated. at first every in the bar seems to think its cool that they all know it and sing it so well. then people start to get pissed off but don't say anything because they don't want to get there ass kicked by a bunch of heavily intoxicated rugby players. its vey easy to learn the group sings a part and then one person tells a story about a girl coming looking for a common sore item followed by a sexual reference

the song old Chicago goes
i used to work in Chicago at an old department story, i used to work in Chicago i don't work there any more! (group)
one day a woman came in looking for a cake! (one player)
a cake? from the store! (group)
a cake she wanted a cream pie she got! (same player)
I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago i don't work there any more!
one day a woman came in to the store looking for a ruler! (new player)
a ruler? form the store! (group)
a ruler she wanted my 12 inches she got! (same new player)
i used to work in Chicago at and old department store! i used to work in Chicago i don't work there any more!

ass hole in a bar: god these guys come in every saturday, get really fucked up, start singing and take home all of the girls!
rugger hugger: yeah but there so hot!

ducher

perhaps the biggest duche bag in the world often an insecure short or poorly endowed or some one pissed of for no reason,

guy one: did you see adam did to that kid today?

girl: yeah he's such a ducher i bet he's never been layed.

pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

another way of saying a guy gets laid a lot tail haste two contexts in this fraise the first one is referring to pussy the next one is the tail of a dog or something that special needs kids will pull on if the animal try's to escape there petting

ian: yeah bro next last year when i whent to college i pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

chris: yeah buddy

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