Hovernight

Overly descriptive term for the location of a male who spends lots of time on dating sites and decides he knows someone well enough to spend the night, either sight-unseen or after just one date.

Q: "Is Dad home?"

A: "No, he's on a hovernight." (He brought his hovernight bag.)

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The inability to control your self from laughing at inappropriate moments such as at an inside joke during a funeral, or at someone's expense when they have tripped and fallen down on the sidewalk. You know it is WRONG, but you just can't help yourself.

I cringed as I finished saying it. And I had to sit there for the next ten minutes, fighting off the giggles and the "wrongness" of laughing inappropriately at a moment like that. It was just plain funeral funny.