Independant

The man's way of spelling the word formerly known as independent. Independant recognizes that there are too many fucking e's in independent, and that only a woman would spell it that way.

Independant is independant of the bullshit of grammar nazis.

Johnny: I have a car and plenty of money, that makes me independant.

Suzy: It's spelled independent, with an e.

Johnny: You can't hear spellings in dialogue, woman.

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