Hornered

When you talk a big game on the golf course but end up doing the Texas Hook’em horns and sticking one in the stink and one tickling your taint all the way back to your car to try and get your mojo back at an old age. All of this while your daughter watches in disgust.

Ema decided to get out of the cart after Chris couldn’t hit a drive 50 yards and Hornered himself.

sdiezzel

(n.) originally refers to the father of the YouTube family ‘familia diamond’ but the meaning has since changed to mean a person who makes moronic or hurtful choices

“James Charles is such a sdiezzel for that bald cap prank.”