saratarded

Blanket description of anyone who actually looks UP to Sarah Palin, believes she has any more intelligence than a potato, or ascribes to or agrees with the Tea Party.

Those Teabaggers are f*ckin' saratarded!

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simulation

A kinder & gentler word British soccer announcers use to describe the dramatic injuries soccer players routinely feign when they want a foul to be called on their opponent. In truth, what they're describing is almost universally called a dive. (ex.: Callahan took such an obvious dive, the referee gave him a yellow card for unsportsmanlike conduct.)

Announcer (describing player writhing on the ground): Beckham's loss would be a terrific blow to this already beleaguered squad, Ian.

Color commentator: It certainly would, Brian, if he's actually injured. But let's... look at the replay... right there, you can see Robinho merely tugged at his shirt, so this is just a simulation for the referee's benefit.

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al Whita

(pron. al-WHITE-a) n. 1. The loosely-knit band of terrorists masquerading as Tea Party members; 2. a Republican Senator; 3. FOX News.

Rupert Murdoch is the spiritual leader of al Whita.
Joe Lieberman is a sleeper cell for al Whita.

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