Zaddy

when Zayn Malik is daddy af

Girl 1 "Zayn isn't daddy"

Girl 2 "No Zayn is Zaddy"

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Naughty Boy

A 30 year old man that goes by the name Shahid who argues with teenage girls who love the famous boyband one direction. Also known as a boyband ruiner because he manipulated Zayn Malik to leave One Direction in the middle of a world tour to go put a song on soundcloud. Usually called a sausage or any other greasy food because he's always sweaty. Also had a hit song called "La La La" featuring Sam Smith but Sam Smith is the only reason the song was popular for the short amount of time.

Girl 1: Who's that guy Naughty Boy.
Girl 2: Some sausage who's the reason Zayn Malik left One Direction.
Girl 1: Oh now I hate him.

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