Epic Batter

An explanation whereby the enjoyability and longevity of an event/situation is increased exponentially by the inclusion of an unforeseen factor or person.

Dude - I was getting laid, but it was pretty average. But then her mom turned up and wanted in, then it was epic batter

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North of the Wallmart

The imaginary store in Game of Thrones where the White Walkers bought those huge, dragon raising chains

They’re using four chains to raise that dragon out of the ice water. Must have been a sale at the North of the Wallmart