Fido

The name of a hobbit like creature who's short in stature and very hairy.

Although Fidos are known to be extremely , sarcastic and an all round douche, people still want to befriend it.

Commonly found near woodland.

A: "Dude, what was that hairy thing that just called you a dick?"

B: "It was just a Fido."

A: "I wanna be friends with it!"

B: "Me too!"

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