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2nd most badass of greek gods and lord of the sea. Caused Hurricane Katrina.
Bender: Curse you merciful poseidon
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to make a pipe/bong out of daily goods.
I can macguyver a water bottle, some duct tape, and some tin foil into a hella pipe
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The most bad ass of all gods. Represents all that is powerful, lightning, crushing people, victory, and swag. Zeus is patron god of seniors and almighty protector of Lance Armstrong.
Zeus kills with an all powerful fury.
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lance armstrong's genes hold the secret to curing cancer. He can sweat out cancer and crap out tumors. Every exwife of Lance Armstrong has cancer because he can actually will it into people's system. The friction from Lance's bike powers Zeus's lightning bolts. No matter where you are and no matter where lance is he will beat you in a race to anywhere.
Lance Armstrong ejected cancer from his body so forcibly that a testicle shot off.
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The place where anyone who is pimp, cool, hardcore, extreme, or sexy hangs out. Lazer quest simulates you killing people with lazers and gives older people a chance to boost their ego by destroying little kids at it.
Andy: yo, my ego is kind of down
Jordan: Let's go destroy some children at lazer quest
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ridiculously good or absurd. Crazy like Martin Scorsese. Crizzazy is partly a play of slang and also has additional syllables to make it rhyme more smoothly. Martin Scorsese is one of the best directors to have worked in film and absurdity is tied to his name because while he is one of the best, he does not have a oscar.
Person 1: Dude, I was ready for that test but it was all trick questions.
Person 2: That's crizzazy like martin scorsese
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