Chocolate Covered Coffee Bean

When a dude lies on his back underneath a glass table and a girl sits on the glass table with her butt cheeeks pressed to the glass table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the glass table.

At Starbucks the other day I asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. The Barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and poop out the ham while I watched from below. Def got a semi.

Secret Agent

When your dick is so small that you slip in undetected.

Shelly: Larry totes pulled a secret agent on my butt yesterday.

Amy: What do you mean?

Shelly: His dick is so small that he was able to insert it in my anus without me knowing. I'm all for it when James Bond slips in undetected, but I'm considering rape charges for real.

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