Jamarcus Russell

During the act of male masturbation, when one fires a bleachy load several feet over the tissue-ready receiver hand.

I was beating off in the bathroom, when I Jamarcus Russell'd all over the shower curtain.

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Avatarded

A word used to describe how ridiculous people look when they are wearing the 3-D glasses used to watch Avatar.

Craig: I look like 1980's Stormfront Billy Joel with these glasses on.

Gina: No, you look Avatarded.

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