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Alabama Abalone Eye

also "Alabama Abaloneye"

When you eat too much fucking abalones and your eyes went full cartoon puffy so bad you can't go to work.

Bloody Aaron ate some Abalone for dinner, now he has Alabama Abalone Eye.

by RogerRogerson March 8, 2017

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Alabama Abalone Eye

When you are getting a head job from an Asian and pull out early and blow in their eyes after which you rub it away with raw Abalone causing eyes that look as puffy as Syvelster Stallone after Rocky 1.

Aaron said he ate some Abalone for dinner and now he has Alabama Abalone Eye but really, he rubbed his eyes at the wrong time.

by RogerRogerson March 8, 2017

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