computer boy

A computer boy is a socially inept teenage male who spends a large portion of their day to day lives on a computer whether it be playing games, watching japanese animated cartoons, programming or all the above.

These persons often spend so much time on their computers they developed forward head syndrome, are unhygenic and odorous.

Gossip Girl 1: "Hey, Jessica, I heard Jimmy has a crush on you."

Jessica: "Eww, no, he's totally a computer boy."

Whemmer

A Whemmer is a noun used to describe someone who puts absolutely little to no effort into anything they do.

It can also be used to describe something that has had no effort put into it.

Example 1---
Guy 1: "Jimmy doesn't do anything, he doesn't shower, nibba doesn't take care of himself."
Guy 2: "Fuckin' whemmer!"

Example 2---
Person 1: "This fucking piece of shit"
Person 2: "It's a fucking whemmer, man. Don't get cheep shit."