the cat

A mythical cat that comes in at night and shits in your mouth usually after a long night of drinking or muff diving.

Mike: "Hey, did you guys see the cat."
Jay: "What cat?"
Mike: "The cat that shit in my mouth."

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round house

(adj) A state of being so drunk, that you end up stumbling back to your house, falling down or passing out.

Dude, I went to Steve's party last night and got fucking round housed.

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