On the bones of my arse

On the bones of my arse

I’ve hit rock bottom’ I’m on the bones of my arse’
Ie very low point, poor, so thin when you sit down you can feel the bones in your pelvis

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Scratcher

A Scratcher Is someone who has a mundane 9-5 job who only earns enough to Live and pay their taxes

Hey man, they’re only scratcher’s (losers) we’re doing okay

Noddy knock

On your own

You've been spending too much time on your noddy knock.
(Or you've been spending too much time on your noddy)